Japanese Common Insults!

You know... well for the odd occasion you might need it hehehe...

JP) Baka. / Aho.
EN) Moron.

JP) Bakabakashii.
EN) Idiotic.

JP) Wakawakashii.
EN) Infantile / Simple minded.

JP) Dani.
EN) Good for nothing

JP) Aitsu.
EN) That creep.

JP) Dekai guzu.
EN) Big idiot.

JP) Zurui chibi.
EN) Sneaky dwarf.

JP) Senko!
EN) Hey, Teach!

JP) Gero-gero gaijin!
EN) foreigner!

JP) Teme.
EN) You (very rude)

JP) Inpo.
EN) Wimp

Random Japanese Pickup Phrases

For the time you wanna get busy, japanese girls respond very well to... well... japanese hehehe, the / just means you can say in one way or another, the M=Male Phrases, F=Female Phrases, in the sense that its a man or a woman saying them!

JP) Kisu shite-mo ii?
EN) May I kiss you?

JP) Kisu shite.
EN) Kiss me.

JP) Aishiteru. / Daisuki dayo.
EN) I Love You.

JP) Watashi wa anata no mono.(F) / Boku wa kimi no mono.(M)
EN) I'm Yours.

JP) Kirei dayo.
EN) You look beautiful.

JP) Aishite-mo ii?*
EN) May I love you?

JP) Suteki yo.(F) / Suteki dayo.(M)
EN) You're attractive.

JP) Kirei na hitomi dane.
EN) You have beautiful eyes.

JP) Ii nioi.
EN) You smell sweet.

What is Meganekko


As we go through more japanese kinkiness, we might come across some meganekko, so what is meganekko? ohhh first of all it means megane (glasses) + ko (girl), or girl wearing glasses, you know all those american shows really silly like cinderela, where the girl is of course gorgeous but they put a pair of glasses and large sweater and now she is ugly, well with japanese its the oposite, girl is plain... but when she puts her glasses she becomes a goddess!!!

So yeah kinda putting it in a roleplaying game, its her power point, her best characteristic, and therefore her most attractive trait, also it kinda falls a lot on the "authoritive" girls, like the class rep, or the nerdy girl that although
nerdy is charismatic! hehehe

(ohh and the male version is called megane, but who cares about that! hehehehe)

So there ya go, a quick brief on Meganekko, and here are some samples underneath! see if it makes your juices flow hehehe ENJOY!






Counting to Ten!

1 - Hito
2 - Futa
3 - Mi
4 - Yo
5 - Itsu
6 - Mu
7 - Nana
8 - Ya
9 - Kokono
10 - Too
20 - Hatachi (used for age)

Weather and Elements

Tenki - Weather

San - Sun
Ame - Rain
Yuki - Snow
Kaze - Wind
Kuuchuu - Sky
Kaminari - Thunder

Shiki - The Seasons

Haru - Spring
Natsu - Summer
Aki - Fall
Fuyu - Winter

A couple more...

Chi - Earth
Mizu/ Sui- Water
Ka/ Hi - Fire
Fu/ Kaze - Wind
Ku - Void (Nothingness...)

List of Animal Names

Neko - Cat
Inu - Dog
Tora - Tiger
Tori - Bird
Uma - Horse
Kuma - Bear
Shika - Deer
Saru - Monkey
Ahiru - Duck
Usagi - Bunny
Kitsune - Fox
Ookami - Wolf

Hentai Common Lexicon


Oh snap there are tons of common phrases in hentai, but here are some of the most common ones for your enjoyment (legend is J: japanese(kanji+romanji), then direct english translation, then common english translation!

J: やっぱりへんですよ。私たちは両方とも女の子ですし (yappari hen desu yo. watashitachi ryouhoutomo onnanoko desu shi)
D: As I thought, it is strange since we are both of a female persuasion.
C: I never thought it would feel that good…with another woman!

J: だめ!お尻に入ちゃだめ! (dame! oshiri ni haicha dame!)
D: No! Please do not insert it into my anus!
C: Yeah! It feels so good deep in my ass!

J: 「OO」 の中ぴくぴくだよ ([OO] no naka pikupiku da yo)
D: Your insides are pulsating around me.
C: Fuck your pussy feels good around my cock!

J: うわあ~いっぱい出してますね (uwaa~ ippai dashitemasu ne)
D: Hmm! You ejaculated rather a large volume, didn’t you!
C: Someone get me a towel, I think it went in my eye…

J: 今出したばかりでも、まだまだ元気ですね (ima dashitabakari demo, madamada genki desu ne)
D: Even though you just ejaculated it looks like you’re still rearing to go again
C: Well, that’s me done for the day!

J: 一緒にいく! (issho ni iku!)
D: Let’s come together!
C: - No suitable translation-

Japanese: だめ(ですよ)いく!! (dame (desu yo), iku!!)
D: It is no good! I am going to ejaculate!
C: Fuck! Going to come!

J: ああ!せえきが出る! (seeki ga deru!)
D: Aah! Sperm is coming out!
C: Fuck! Coming!

J: チンコは大きい、大きすぎ! (chinko wa ookii, ookisugi!)
D: Your penis is large, perhaps too large.
C: Oh My GOD! You sure you’re not a horse?

J: 中出しはいいだよ (nakadashi wa ii da yo)
D: It is okay to ejaculate inside my vagina.
C: You gonna come in my tight pussy?