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Random Japanese Pickup Phrases

For the time you wanna get busy, japanese girls respond very well to... well... japanese hehehe, the / just means you can say in one way or another, the M=Male Phrases, F=Female Phrases, in the sense that its a man or a woman saying them!

JP) Kisu shite-mo ii?
EN) May I kiss you?

JP) Kisu shite.
EN) Kiss me.

JP) Aishiteru. / Daisuki dayo.
EN) I Love You.

JP) Watashi wa anata no mono.(F) / Boku wa kimi no mono.(M)
EN) I'm Yours.

JP) Kirei dayo.
EN) You look beautiful.

JP) Aishite-mo ii?*
EN) May I love you?

JP) Suteki yo.(F) / Suteki dayo.(M)
EN) You're attractive.

JP) Kirei na hitomi dane.
EN) You have beautiful eyes.

JP) Ii nioi.
EN) You smell sweet.

Baka

Also know as Idiot. If you want to insult someone you will most likely use this word. It is widely used in anime and manga, although mostly between friends and family and in close environments, since to western eyes, the translation "Idiot" may seem rather weak compared to english equivalents such as "asshole", in Japan where personal intelligence is highly valued calling someone an "idiot" is a serious insult. Use Baka wisely.

Pana Wave パナウェーヴ

Pana-Wave Laboratory is one of those funny looking totally insane japanese cults, famous for their hare krishna habit of parading down the street while wearing white robes. not so many white robes have been seen since they declared that the world would end definitely for sure in 2003... ohh well ^^